DEEP RESARCH INTO
POTENTIAL BIOMARKERS FOR DETERMINING THE NEED FOR HUNGER IN HIPPIES
AND BEYOND
PJ Smirnoff, Kawazaki
IYI, Mbumumba MB
International Institute
of Left and Right Winged Salutations
BACKGROUND
Hippies are a natural
national heritage and they tend to mingle. Mingling is a spontaneous
phenomenon, which we have researched thoroughly in our previous
studies (1), therefore we will not linger upon it here. There might
be written accounts of hippies devouring food on ritual, special or
spontaneous occasions in history even before, during and after the
Big Bang, biblical times, the
Middle ages and as far as
the Kali Yuga goes.
The need for deep
research has taken us as far as Rainbow Gatherings, communal
campfires, lonely island's deserted beaches, Hollywood movies and
people's balconies, not to mention Buddhist monasteries, nunneries,
nursery front yards and Amazon forests.
The AIM of our
study was to establish which potential indicators can indicate
whether a hippie is hungry or not.
MATERIAL AND METHODS
Our study included a
number of healthy hippies, the exact number being approximated and
triangulated to the nearest beach. We also included a control group
of non-hippie individuals including pets and barbie dolls in
compliance with the Artichoke Declaration (2). Hippies and
non-hippies were sampled and disposed of alike. No interruptions were
necessary. The exclusion criteria resembled the inclusion ones, with
the hungrier participants being dealt in a timely, adequate and
efficient manner by an increasing amount of authors in need of
raising their personal egometric impact. The original hippie
population accent was
retained. No frequency modulation was necessary except for
fluctuating data emissions between kinship souls. Everything was
stored in plausible containers with peace and love.
The studied parameters
varied in size, monetary value and sarcasm. Most often we exploited
intuition as scientifically as possible in order to produce the
results inquired by the recently underestimated Zimbabwe Convention
(3).
RESULTS
We estimated a lot (4).
When hippies get hungry, no biomarkers can tell us what to do in
terms of prophylaxis and treatment of mankind. Some of them declined
to recline. Most of the subjects (controls or not) after watching
Turkish and Bolivian sitcoms, declared independence. Police
intervened in an efficient manner and gold medals were granted to a
series of distinguished police dogs, able to sneak and speak in
between the studied parameters and participants in the study.
Most of the biomarkers,
such as urine, etc. were considered holy, unwanted or indisputably
irrelevant, but nevertheless the samples showed high correlation with
recent racial tensions and islamic content in the Bible. Some similar
studies showed that some hippies were hungrier than ever in
comparison to
controls. Then, suddenly,
the Third Eye Correlationship test showed a statistically significant
difference in some large values, immeasurable by default.
DISCUSSION
Writing on hippies is no
big deal at all. Big deals have been perpetually including or
excluding hippies as far as 3000 BC. Our team would carefully
suggest a better prophylaxis and treatment schedule. Forget the
results for a while and unite. Subsequently, reasons will follow. The
rising tide of temptation for knowledge among 3rd year students in
the Department of Coherence will follow the bait (5) at dawn. Several
of these issues have been discussed in advance (6). AT Christmas, et
al. (7) told us in a study on hippies' universe that we should study
ourselves on a daily basis.
CONCLUSIONS
The deal is in the meal.
Forthcoming studies will show the path to follow. The general
population should succumb without panic. Any results are irrelevant.
REFERENCES
- SS Shlomo, M Arakunaika, PJ Smirnoff. Mingling and beyond. Acta Hippica. 1999;99(9):99-999.
- Rostoff, Don. Art and shock: The Artishoke Declaration. San Francisco: Leisure and measure; 1Q84. 8484 q.
- Available from the metanet.
- PJ Smirnoff, Komindzhustschishtschievskiy RR Jr. Hippies at/as lunch. Journal of Deep Space and Time. Forthcoming 2222.
- FR Ish. Frish as a fish. Journal of Free Issues. Article in submission ever since.
- Talk IN. Advances as we speak. Journal of Immeasurable Advances in Francis. Article hot in press.
- AT Christmas, R O'Easter, IBM Lenovo. What is the universe eating for lunch today? Levo i Desno. 1881;18(81):18-81. Macedonian.
- The Holy Bible, 2nd ed. JC Yahweh. Alexandria: Anubis Press; 1AD. 666 p.
